Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you want and let the food fight it out inside.

A pistachio.
A Bacon, lettuce and tomato granary torpedo with lots of mayonaisse.
A cracker with some wensleydale and cranberries.
A pinch of 2-year old dried magic mushrooms.

I'd tell you the contents of my faeces, if I thought it might interest someone

- posted by Grill @ 4:40 PM

 
Open mouth, open mind, open sewer, open sesame!
Saturday
Fry-up - oven-roasted english tomatoes, tough but slightly more flavour, poached egg, generic cumberland sausage, beans, toast.

Ginger chicken and Pad Thai (noodles, egg, cashews, spice.) Banana-leaf wrapped chicken.

Eaten more crappy finger food than a fastidious cannibal recently. Tch.
- posted by Grill @ 5:04 AM

 
Tuesday
Hard Tack: food for thought?
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Cardboard sandwich
Generic limpid pasta drowned in red (tomato) sauce

Wednesday
I'm sure you're all aware this week is 'national gall bladder week.'
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Railway Egg & Bacon sandwich, with extra price.
Finger food: mini sausages, samosas, potato wedges, strange sandwiches.
Mushroom pasta, with mushrooms, and... tomato sauce.
- posted by Grill @ 5:33 PM

 
Thursday.
Cog Eato Sum
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Weetabix, hot milk
Tortellini (leek and tallegio) with red pepper and garlic sauce.
Tortellini (cheesy) with tomato, onion, garlic sauce, bread, butter.

Friday
A meal of a thousand courses begins with a single forkful.
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3 posh shortbread biscuits
pastrami, bread, laughing cow cheese, chutney, boiled egg.
2 packs mini-cheddars, peanuts
grilled sardines, 1 1/2 tuna burgers, bread, yoghurt & spring onion potato salad, roast peppers, tomatoes, corguettes, 3 chipolatas, baked banana, slice of bakewell tart.

Saturday
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
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Tomatoes, cheese, salad, bread.
tuna burgers, chicken, grilled vegetables, rice, venison sausages,

Sunday
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
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Salami (napoli & milano), cheese, bread, potato salad
Tim's Cheese Scones
tuna burgers, fresh runner & french beans, potato salad, fresh veg melange, lemon cake.

Monday
It's a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
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Tim's Acme Rock Scones
Meat & Potatoes pie, chips, peas, gravy.
BLT, quavers
- posted by Grill @ 3:52 PM

 
If music be the food of love, I'm on a starvation diet
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2 weetabix, hot milk

Doritos, home-made hummus, dips
Jambalaya, rice
- posted by Grill @ 3:22 AM

 
Ask not for who the bell pepper chymes, it chymes for you.
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3 weetabix, sugar, hot milk
Paté de Fois Gras, toast, bread, butter
Sea Bass, squid, Roe, new potatoes, carrots
Nachos, dips
3 curry & brown bread sarnies
- posted by Grill @ 12:08 AM